Home Again

Back in Florida. It was good to see the family, relatives I haven't seen in years, and friends. It was a tough four days though, not just because of the 4 TV channels, but it was freakin cold. There is a reason that I moved to LA, Phoenix, and now Winter Park and that is because it's WARM! I did manage to listen to KSHE-95 while I was home and they are rocking their ass off now. Why they didn't do that when I was growing up there I will never know. I would like to know who is to lazy to find talent at that station though. The other thing is they push this Guy Favazz for the afternoon ride home and well not only does he have a gigantic head I think he is an asshole. I firmly believe the only ones working there that have talent is the guy writing their promos and well U-man.

Now I'm home for a few days then will head off to Raleigh and see some friends for New Years. Hard to believe we are just days away from 2008.

Now that I am killing time here at home been watching some TV and I have to say how is it that Jenny Garafolo and Kathy Griffin ever had a career? I am extremely puzzled by these two. Neither are funny nor are they good looking. Thankfully Garafolo has fallen off the planet but Kathy Griffin has had some serious plastic surgery and has some awful stand up act on TV right now. Stephen Colbert is a funny S.O.B. That show just doesn't get old. Also last night I watched this show called Rad Girls. It's basically the female version of jackass, but with hot chicks. Watch the clip below where they act like sperm trying to fertilize an egg, and where they are XXX mimes on Hollywood Blvd.

Just damn good TV right there. There is even an episode where they play beer pong, but with hot sauce. Funny stuff.

Merry Christmas

I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I will be spending the day with family and recovering from my hangover from Christmas Eve. More on that later.

Break Day 3

It is day three because nothing exciting has happened since the first night when all the rookie drinkers puked.

With that being said yesterday before I headed to the airport I got a chance to catch the VH1 Rock Honors again with Heart, Ozzy, and ZZ Top. I must say Nickelback does any incredible job with Sharp Dressed Man. Watch it here:


Also who was in charge of letting Queers of the Stone Age.. I mean Queens of the Stone Age pay tribute to Ozzy. Of all the bands to pick from you pick a more alternative leaning band to do this instead of a hard rock band. I'm sure Vh1 really put their thinking caps on for that one. Plus what is there to say about Bam Margera or whatever the F**k his name is. Why do we let people like this idiot become famous? What does giving himself a black eye have to do with Ozzy? I will answer that for you. NOTHING.

Off to the airport and it's truly amazing that more kids are not lost or kidnapped at the airport. Not to mention the fact parents don't even discipline their kids. They just let them run around the airport like it's a playground. All of them screaming and just running loose. I think that's about reason 6,587 as to why I do NOT want kids. If your going to have them...then take care of them. More importantly in a situation like the airport don't expect me to feel sorry when you lost them.

Last nights flight I believe was the first time in history that I was not stuck next to a screaming kid. Now on to the best part of this blog.

I'm staying with my older brother in the booming mecca of Alton, IL. (Sarcasm mode on) He has a freaking $6000.00 sound system in his house with freakin' rabbit ears on his TV!! The sound system will blow you out of the city, but the 40 inch TV has I repeat...rabbit ears. Not to mention he has four remotes to work the 4 channels of TV. I guess it's one per channel.

Also the Internet connection is stolen from someone with an unsecured wireless connection. Makes for writing this blog a little difficult. Seriously it's great to be home and with my brother and parents on Christmas.

Coming up I will be giving you the year end review.

Winter Break

I turned in the last of the projects yesterday which was to make a DVD cover and clothing label. View them below:


Then it was time to party. Me and another friend head down the street for some 99 cent draft beers. It was here we met a hot, dumb and racist bartender. Classic.

This was only the beginning. It was later in the evening I headed out for some drinks and food at the HoHut Mongolian Grill to meet the Paxtons as they came up from North Port to see their bro. After getting stuffed on the food and a few beers I was headed home when I got a phone call and I ended up at Toms place for a party.

I stopped and grabbed a six pack and went and had some more beers. I played some beer pong and won so me and my partner retired after one game. It was a little later when I had to take a leak, but couldn't because someone was puking in the bathroom. So that means it was wizzing outside. Now to make a long story short, later another person made it into the bathroom to puke as well. That was the last I saw of them...Until.... I was ready to leave and decided to peek into the bathroom and well both dudes passed out on the floor. I said Merry Christmas and heard a mumble from one of them I think wishing me the same thing or maybe he was telling me to screw off I don't know.

Classic college antics. God Bless America.

It's Been a While

It's been about a week since my last post, but really nothing has changed. I'm still doing school work which I will wrap up for Christmas break tomorrow. Been pretty busy this month with projects so it will be nice to get a break.

I also got all the Christmas cards out and if you didn't get one well that's because I don't have your address. For those not on the list I will post the card on the blog in sometime next week. I don't want to spoil it for those who get jacked by the postal service and get them late. I would also like to thank Sharen for being in the card this year.

Last week got a great e-mail from a friend with what has to be the best commercial to never air anywhere. Let's watch.



If I ever start smoking I will be sure to buy those cigars. After all they are rolled with love.

No shameless hot chick today I think the video took care of that.

Random Notes

So after a crap week of Nip Tuck last night's episode was classy. Christian was back with his classic lines such was "What makes you think I want to put my dick in that cesspool you call a vagina." Of course there was the opening scene with the new hotty on the show AnnaLynne McCord. Oh yea Kimber got back in porn. Good Shit.

Yesterday I also decided to join a gym...AGAIN! I at least use it when I do join. Besides it's good motivation when there is money on the line.

Well the Christmas cards are just about ready to go out. I have 2 cards I can use this year which is always a good thing. I am now just coming up with the caption. Everyone should get theirs next week.

The pic is just to get you in the Christmas spirit....and it should..Hell it better.

Sunday Sunday Sunday

Not much happening so I will just start off with a hot chick.


Went out drinking Saturday night, but I still haven't recovered from the Insomnia class project so it was an early night. Sunday I just woke up and laid around for the first few hours then it was time to get some motivation and do the laundry that has been piling up for about a week. I think pretty much everything is clean now. Even all my damn dishes.

After that was over it was time to catch up on TV shows. Nip Tuck was probably one of the dumber episodes this season. It was due for a bad episode. Then caught up on Law and Order and that show is kicking some ass on USA this season. It is still funny to see Vincent Denofrio in that show after seeing him so young in Full Metal Jacket.

After writing this did I even really need to post this? I did want to share this killer clip of Aerosmith performing "Big Ten Inch". This song is one of my favorites by them. It's a pretty recent clip, but you can't beat old drugged out Aerosmith songs. Enjoy.

The Insomnia Movie Project

It has been a busy few days. I had a group project for class. The Insomnia Movie Project was the work. We got into our groups of four or five people, started at 9am Friday morning and was due by 9am Saturday. Our groups had to shoot, edit and score a 3 minute video within 24 hours, plus we had to put in at least three required things from the teacher. We ended up using a dutch angle, a character of Pee Wee McGee and Egg Nog. I know it sounds easy but when it was all said and done it our group about 20 hours.

We came up with the idea of the Beer Pong Institute, and your truly was Pee Wee McGee, founder of BPI. The video will be posted in the next few days.

BryMerica now has a logo as well. I told you it was a busy week. Check out the logo below:

Hot for Teacher

I have added a top 5 list on the blog, just to let you know what I'm listening currently listening to. It's not in any particular order...just what is getting cranked in the truck.

So the teacher who was having sex with her student a few years back Debra Lafave was busted again yesterday on a probation violation. Not sure what it was, but it wasn't having sex again. I gotta tell ya, if I had teachers that looked like that when I was in school I would have stayed extra went early what ever. I am still trying to figure out who in the hell is ratting these women out? Must be a jealous friend. I know if my teacher was that hot I would be telling all my friends. I can't ever remember having a teacher who I would want to see in a swimsuit let alone want to have sex with.

Again I never had a teacher that looked anywhere close to that.

I am not sure what will be on the Christmas card, but I promise you it will be another goody. The pressure gets more and more every year. I should have stopped years ago with the naked chick, but I didn't. Lesson learned. This year will be good, but this is where I have to get creative since my good friend Sharen isn't in the pic. The creative cap is on. Get ready.

It's Been A While

I would say I'm sorry for the lack of updates, but I would be lying. Honestly I have just been busy with school work. Not much been happening. I must say it's a good thing I didn't go away to college years ago. If I did I am pretty sure I would never have made it thru. I would have just drank my ass off like we do now, but now I'm more responsible? Maybe? Yea.. Let's go with that.

The two new classes for this month are cool so far. I have some cool teachers. Our project going into the weekend is going to be to film a short movie. This will happen Friday at 9 a.m. The class will find out three elements that must be included in their video and begin. The project is due 9 a.m. Saturday morning. It's our insomnia film festival.

This week I will also post up my logo for BryMerica. I finally made a logo for my damn company. You would think that after 4 years I would have a logo, but nope you would be wrong.

It's also hard thinking it's anywhere near Christmas when you live down here. It's still 80 outside. Even living in California it st least got chilly. Also now as I get into December it's time to get the annual Christmas card made and sent to everyone. I don't know who will be in it this year, but it's amazing how every year people start emailing and asking what I'm going to do for the card. I at least try to entertain with mine, and yet I still get the normal card from everyone else. Oh well. I guess I will never grow up.