Pervert Down the Hall

Ok first things first...It's now the first of the year and all the Christmas cards have been sent out and the funny thing about this year was how many of my own friends do not even know their own street address. The best email asking me to send them the card again came from my friend Zakk Tyler...Here's his email:

Hey Bryan, this could be the funniest shit ever. They gave me the wrong unit number when I moved in. I'm at 6****... but I bet my neighbor in 6**** thinks a pervert just moved down the hall! I have to include this embarrassing screw up (plus promote your holiday with porn stars bit which I think is hilarious) at least on my blog... can you email me a jpeg of the your annual xxxmas card (since I'm afraid to ask my neighbor!)

I laughed my ass off on that email. Let me just say that not all cards have pornstars in them. The girl in the card might be my own personal porn star but that's a hole different story. Not only that but every card comes in an envelope otherwise no one would get them because the mail people would steal them all. So here's a pic of this year's Christmas card.

So it's been a few days but I had to get settled with the new classes this month. My straight "A" record might be done this month with College Mathematics. I suck at math. Even though while sitting in class it started coming back, I still can't do fractions or percentages.

Design and Art Theory though is kick ass. I'm digging that class.

Other than that it's just business as usual. It did suck on the first day back to class going in a little hungover as me and a buddy made a stop at the Ale House and managed to tie one on. The night was also hilarious to see some whacked out chick start talking to us even with her saggy tits down to her waist. I'm pretty sure she had no bra on. Shut the place down and we watched her do about 90mph out of the parking lot. It was funny in that holy shit she is going to die kinda way. Hopefully she made it and so did everyone else.